Yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya Yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya, Some computer geek with a taste for songs created this version: The above song is from an old Indian movie called Pyaasa and filmed on Guru Dutt, its one of Mohd. And for those who don’t know the song, need to listen to the original song by clicking on the you tube link below and then read the text. This one is for Varun Suri, since he knows a lot of songs and poetry I would like to dedicate this one to him. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!” “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” “Now what?” asks the patron. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.” He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. “He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” The guy says, “No, what?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table – whole!” says the bartender. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
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